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A Journal of Cinematic Hygiene

Citation Du Mois:

"All cinema is art. Only some of it is artistic''

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I found the answer.

So there weren't many posts about Film as Art. Mainly because I quickly got bored of it and looking at the stats, so did you. Not to worry, big questions are for losers with hair nets anyway.

Anyway a quick conclusion just the same: Most people don't think about film as art because they go to watch stupid movies and eat popcorn. Some people properly like film and they see the films they like as art but the film's they don't like (that the first group does) as not-art because they're snobs. But actually everyone is a snob at heart so don't blame them unless they shout really loudly about it or something. Then there are the people who say film isn't art because it's ''impure'' and ooo there's too much collaboration and it's tainted by money etc. etc. Agree with these people until they go away in glory, we don't want them crowding up our cinemas with their loud mouth-breathing ways. Nerds.

Some people like Citizen Kane and think it's amazing - they're probably lying or just really boring.
Other people like Transformers and thing it's amazing - they're rubbish as well.


So basically, when we start talking about film as art, everyone's a loser.

Why we don't see mainstream film as art.

The unabashedly commercial and corporate nature of the film industry creates three central issues when we try to define films that come from this system as art.

1. These films tend to be reluctant to challenge and surprise the audience. A studio release is ready to reuse and recycle any kind of idea or technique that they think is ''in vogue'' or will add to their bottom line. Look at all the Reservoir Dogs rip off that were doing the rounds in the 19990 or the likes of The Deep Blue Sea, The Last Shark and Piranha, all of which clearly stole more than a little from Spielberg's Jaws. This kind of predictability makes the films seem dull and uninspired, certainly not encourage us to think about what we're looking at, a staple of how we tend to view art.

2. The system creates serious problems around the question of intention and sincerity. Studio movies often seem less about working towards the artist's vision that about creating a sellable product, often so much so as that the director's name isn't even seen as important. What's the big film that everyone's taking about right now? Quantum of Solace right? Well ask yourself who directed it. I have no idea either.

3. Our traditional perception of art is based around the idea that the work is 'the end in itself', not the means to something else. This is obviously very rarely the case in cinema, any film that gets distributed will inevitably have someone up to the chain who is looking to make a profit, or create a franchise, or sell hamburgers or wtv.

Tomorrow I'll tell you why is completely untrue. Or i'll make a joke about poop, I have a good one lined up.

Why do I always have to ruin the serious posts with the jokes about feces?

Film as Art: An Introduction

Just to let you know (/warn you), this month the blog will be full to the rafters with posts about film and its place within the 'art' concept. Film as an art form, as high art, mass art, low art, good art, not-art etc.

Do we see film as art in general? It's difficult to say for obvious what-is-art-anyway reasons.

We definitely see film as an art-form. It becomes one when we accept it has the capacity to create a work of art, and no-one argues about Citizen Kane (to chose the least controversial example) being one such thing. Indeed it's often seen in the canon of the top 5 greatest human works ever created.

So if it's an art form, shouldn't everything within the form be art, as they are part of the category?

One of the (many, many, many) difficulties is that we seem to instinctively value the term ''art'' as a quality rather than a noun. We say ''There Will Be Blood is a piece of art'' meaning it's good, implying that ''Sex In The City'' for example is not only bad, but not art at all. Doesn't this imply that ''bad art'' can't exist?

Has art come to mean something other than ''made for aesthetic purposes and artistic intent''? Is that to satisfy our film buff needs for superiority ''I like cinema as an art form mwahmwah' What makes the films that we consider to be art just that, and what is it about others that stops us from doing so? Why do scholars so often dismiss film as an ''inferior art form?''.

As you see I've asked a lot of questions and given very few answers. That's because art is a tricky subject and I don't really know. But i'll be discussing all these problems and assertions over the coming weeks. Why? because I can, and i want us to take this exploratory journey together. Or something like that.

Cake?

Overthinking Hollywood Villains

Note: This post contains unabashed generalisations and simplifications. In the words of a great website, it subjects popular culture to a level of scrutiny it probably doesn't deserve.

Upon reviewing this summer's blockbuster season, which is now finally drawing to a close as the ramp up to the ''christmas event pictures'' begins, I noticed what could be seen as a tonal shift in the generic plot outline of these films.

Obviously the Hollywood system is geared unashamedly towards profit and nothing makes money more than placing an audience in their comfort zone. Any run of the mill 3/10 sequel that still manages to gross over 300M$ shows that. Audiences like genres, structure and well used semiotics. One of the staples of any such film then is a villain. The villain's story is never very well explored, although he will often be superficially humanised in one way or another. It is enough to know that for some reason he wants to do something bad and evil, and the hero's job is to stop him.

That's all well and good, but unfortunately Hollywood have been a bit stuck for villains lately. For awhile it was always the Germans, then those damn Russian communists. More recently it would be an Englishman, look at Alan ''where are my detonators'' Rickman (edit) in Die Hard or Sean Bean in National Treasure.

It seems the brits stopped being interesting and exotic enough to be worthy foe after awhile though, and so attention turned to asians and arabs. One screenwriter spoke recently in an interview about how Gary Oldman's character in Air Force One was conveniently and unconvincingly a caucasian asian terrorist, making him more acceptable to the western viewer. Meanwhile the producers of The World Is Not Enough got in trouble for casting a north korean, with lawsuits against the studio being filled over their negative portrayal of koreans.

Hollywood's desperation to be as politically correct and respectful as possible in the day of worldwide releases and global profit margins means that they can't insult generic racial stereotypes anymore, and that's what they do best. So recently they've turned to the only group that can safely be scorned without fear of reproach: The corporate, slick black hair guys who have high positions in multinational companies, i.e. themselves.

The pinnacle of this perhaps came in Iron Man where a westernised person was put in charge of the evil terrorist corporation. This goes even further when we learn that ''The Dude'' Jeff Bridges is actually the villain.

Thematically this splits the film's message in one of two directions: The piece is either subtly commenting that the seeds of the modern terrorist problem lies in America's own capitalist system, or it's proclaiming that the arabs can't even run their own terrorist organisation so they need to outsource the job to one of America's biggest cultural icons. Hollywood has unintentionally placed the key philosophical question of the post 9/11 world within the subtext of its summer billboard movie.

These movies are made by giant multinational conglomerate cooperations, the irony of this is so strong it's delicious. Hollywood executive types place themselves as the villain because no one else will let them and it will make them tons of money. Money is also the motive for the terrible actions the movie villain will undertake over the course of the film.

Consider film is the most canonical and influential modern form of art, it's message inevitably permeates into society. The Godfather made the mafia cool, Blood Diamond changed the way a whole lot of people thought about diamonds, and would climate change be such a big issue if it weren't for An Inconvenient Truth?

Hollywood studios are thus openly and unashamedly placing themselves and companies like them as the evil of our society, and are more than happy to do so if it will increase their bottom line. Is there anything more damning about the state of the system and of our willingness to embrace said system? Or is it simply the case that the machinery of capitalism remains oiled with the blood of the workers.

Why Are We Having Such Problems With Female Roles?

For a long time we’ve suffered with this problem of men dominating our movies (as i've discussed before), leaving women much maligned on the sidelines, occupying only the role of damsel in distress or dutiful wife. Well obviously this couldn’t stand in the enlightened 21st century, women have to be put back into cinemas, and so a change has taken place over the last ten years. Unfortunately though this is most definitely the wrong kind of change.

Now we have what are called the ‘’strong female characters’’. They are still young and sexy (of course, studios still want to make money), but they also have at least one masculine characteristic in order to keep the feminists at bay. These women can fire a gun or perhaps can drink a lot (a la Marion from Raiders), they might enjoy a particularly aggressive game of tennis.

The problem is though, the issues is not whether they are physically strong or weak, they are no less artificial and no more interesting either way. Her ability to fix cars or hack a computer doesn’t make her a better character, it just means she has another location to do her (obligatory) swooning.

Case in point: Helen Mirren’s Queen is certainly not the typical buxom blonde, but she is easily a much ‘’stronger character’’ than anyone Catherine Zeta Jones has ever portrayed.

It seems that Hollywood just can’t write women characters. Or should i say they can’t write real characters that happen to be women. Ones with flaws, interests, personalities. Yno, like a proper person has.

That’s not to say the bad male characters should get away scott free either. Don’t get me wrong, there are a whole lot of crappy masculine characters out there. If we only bash writers for writing bad women, they’re just going to avoid writing women altogether and of course we don’t want that. The thing is that with men they sometimes get it right, while with female roles they clearly don’t have a clue.

Even though most Hollywood writers are men (a whole other problem) writer’s should be able to write beyond their personal experiences if they are any good at all. So the question is how much of the fault should lie at their door, and how much belongs to the studios for pushing this crap on them in the first place. In my opinion a whole lot of guilt also needs to fall on us, the audience, for putting up with this rubbish.

special thanks to www.overthinkingit.com for artwork and examples.

People like Football. People like Movies. Together? Not So Much.

Woo! Today marks the start of the new premiership season. For you American readers that means - just kidding, no way am I going to pander to your
''we stole the name of your sport and connected it to a stupider version of rugby so now we don't know if you're talking about football football or soccer football''
It's always soccer football, no one cares about the other kind. Anyway to mark this momentous occasion I thought I'd talk about the great football related movies...

That's right, there aren't any. The fashionable answer maybe Escape to Victory but honestly it's a bit rubbish, just better than Goal II: Living the dream.

The problem with football movies is, unless you make the footbally bits look realistic, and I mean properly realistic not just cuts between a pre-recorded game and your actor shooting a ball across an empty field, you've lost all credibility.

Not to mention the fact that all the stuff around the football that makes up the 'story' is usually the boring 'one boy lives the dream' idea that we've all heard before. Add in an obligatory appearance from David Beckham or Zidane who inevitably can't act and you're already shooting 3/10.

So today I champion not the football movies themselves, but those about the life around the sport, those about its hooligans and its fans. Before you put in She's The Man (football as a theme does go so well with gender swapping films) try Football Factory or even Newcastle Boys. It's always going to be easier for the brits to make a movie about the sport, seeing as we actually understand it.

I leave you with Will Farrell in Kicking and Screaming, because I'm a horrible, horrible person.


Apocalypse Now: a Question of Influence

The incredible interest surrounding the creation of Apocalypse Now is certainly testament to the brilliance of the film itself. The film appears so unlike anything we have seen before or since that the question ‘’how in the world did someone make such a thing’’ seems perfectly natural.

Although the film’s narrative has been imprecisely described by critics (and in Eleanor Coppola’s documentary) as ‘’loosely based’’ on Joseph Conrad’s novel Heart of Darkness i contend that the film has just as much if not more in common with Werner Herzog’s maniacal Aguirre: Wrath of God released in 1972 as it does with Conrad’s Book.

Only a few scenes from Heart of Darkness survive in Coppola’s adaptation, and the characters themselves bare little resemblance to their literary counterparts. Captain Willard is a crude assassin with no moral compass, he shares little with his mirror character Marlow of the novel. It is Kurtz which most deeply and explicitly ties the two works, but Marlon Brando’s portrayal of the now mythological character is easily the weakest point of the film. His inane whispers and giant physique mean that he is twinned to the novel’s character in little more than name.

Thematically i find the german expressionism masterpiece Aguirre: The Wrath of God
to be much more identifiable with Apocalypse Now. This is something Coppola himself validates ‘’Aguirre, with its incredible imagery, was a very strong influence. I'd be remiss if I didn't mention it." Something that modern critics often ignore given their natural tendency towards Anglo-Saxon material.

Aguirre provides the atmosphere of wilderness, fear and isolation that will be a key part of Coppola’s work, both films describing a ship floating down an unknown river in the jungle. The scenes in Apocalypse Now where the ship’s crew allow their intense fear of the unknown to escalate and wildly attack the surrounding environment and its inhabitants with maniacal gun fire were certainly lifted directly from Herzog’s piece, which of course contains the poignant piece of dialogue:

“shoot shoot you fool’’
‘’how can i shoot, when i don’t know what or where I'm aiming at’’

Heart of Darkness gives the search for Kurtz central narrative and thematic importance; the journey towards him is Marlow’s journey towards a dark shadow of himself and of humanity. In the film on the other hand this mission is little more than a subplot for the social commentary directed towards the Vietnam War as well as for the film’s thematic overtones.

Apocalypse Now is about man against nature; how despite all our high powered machinery we aren’t as strong as we think we are. It’s also about the perverted idea of ‘’bringing civilization’’ to the uncivilized world, the methods we use to accomplish this force into question the values our ‘civilized world’ has to offer. This is all equally powerfully explored in Aguirre: Wrath of God, my favourite scene of which is where, having captured two natives and started to explain to them about religion and the bible, the priest suddenly forgets his task upon laying his eyes on a gold chain around the native’s neck. He then begins frantically questioning him on the whereabouts of El Dorado, the real reason for the mission.

In conclusion, what I'm saying is that although Apocalypse Now, easily one of the greatest works of the first century of cinema, owes a great debt and one that should be recognized to Heart of Darkness, we also need to remember that a lot of its power comes from a lesser known German film. One made with a stolen camera and no budget, but remains a work which deserves not to be lost in time just as much as Apocalypse Now does.

The Humping Dog: A Guaranteed Bad Movie Indicator

Dear Hollywood directors, producers and actors, a word of advice: the next time you read a script which in any way includes a joke about an embarrassingly sexually promiscuous dog, step away. fast.

It is my opinion that the humping dog, seen far too often in mainstream ‘’comedies’’ tells you an awful lot about the talents of the work’s writers as well as the kind and quality of the humour the audience is going to have to endure. As such, it serves as a very reliable ‘’bad movie indicator’’.

The main problem with it is that it is such a cheap piece of physical humour. Ask someone who really loves Star Wars what was worst about the prequels, and they’ll probably tell you about the horrible physical gags added in that undermine the sincerity of the story and tank with the audience. Jar Jar symbolised a shift away from serious storytelling into children’s cinema. The kid laughs when the creature farts, the adult does not.

That’s fine, there should be a difference between children’s and adult entertainment. However, my problem is that the humping dog is in essence a conglomeration of adult and childish humour, considering its sexual undertones.

Whats more it’s not seen in children’s films, but in more adult comedies. Films such as Click, America’s Sweethearts and Because I Said So are all mature comedies that deal with relationships and mature themes, but yet they feel the need to cut away to the dog with the teddy bear. I can understand the rational behind adding more adult content to kids movies to entertain the parents, but a responsible parent won’t take their kids to see Because I said So (not least because even a child won’t stand for that garbage). There’s no reason to add childish content to adult movies. It’s simply lazy storytelling, the predictable joke you make when you’ve run out of ideas, and as soon as we see it, the audience knows that the film has lost its way, and they’ve made a (grave) mistake with their choice of film.

P.S Garden State wasn't bad though

Home Media Part 3: Why Are Digital Movie Downloads So Important?

*** Parts 1 and 2 can be found here and here***

When it comes down to it, what are we hoping for in terms of movies?. That’s simple, we all want better content, films that we enjoy more. The problem is that unless you’re an adventurous type, the typical anglosaxon is pretty much limited to whatever the big studios give us. These are the cinematic behemoths, they deliver giant, worldwide releases on huge budgets.

The problem is that these kind of things cost a lot of money, so to get something meaningful out of their investment producers have to appeal to the lowest common denominator. Everything is dictated by markets; kids films have to appeal to adults, action movies have to have a love interest for the girls etc, etc. There is little room for the niche markets that make the music industry for example so great and diverse. Not everyone likes the same thing, but if you’re only into free improvisation electronic art music there is a corner of the market ready to satisfy your needs. The same cannot be said for film in most cases.

The technology is there, the investment required to get the necessary equipment is comparitively small. More and more movies are being edited on Final Cut Pro, which i have right here on my laptop, and professional film cameras aren’t that much of a step up from the Canon HV20 i have on my desk. The problem is distribution, hello internet.

If you’re a new band, you make a few songs and put them on myspace. If they’re good a fanbase starts forming, you pick up steam and eventually a big company might take notice and give you a contact, if they don’t you’ve still got a whole load of listeners. But what do you do if you’ve made a movie? Our whole way of thinking needs to change in terms of cinema; from one where filmmaking is very much an industrial exercise, justifying the loss of the ‘art’ index, to where anyone with talent can do it. This is what Francis Ford Coppola was talking about long ago:

"To me the great hope is that now these little 8mm video recorders and stuff have come out, some... just people who normally wouldn't make movies are going to be making them, and - you know - suddenly, one day, some little fat girl in Ohio is going to be the new Mozart - you know - and? make a beautiful film with her little father's camcorder - and for once the so-called professionalism about movies will be destroyed. Forever. And it will really become an art form."

Now we have the cameras and technology, we just have to take the leap into a fair distribution method. Of course what a few people can produce on their own isn’t going to match up to Hollywood. No, my hope is that this will inspire the creation of many more smaller studios, that don’t have to compete with the biggies to get their movies shown. We’re judging on content, not on claught. Just think what this changes. Suddenly you’re multiplying the amount of films produced ten fold. Then we’ve got real choice.

Inevitably it won’t be easy to get your name attached to the rising stars of digital distribution. I’m sure Apple would be reluctant to put your little movie in their store. What i’m talking about is a change in the way we think about getting films where alternate, independant sites start offering downloads and for better value. When people get used to getting their movies from the internet, it won’t be long before they venture further afield than iTunes or Netflix streaming. However far you decide to go is a victory for choice, content and quality, and will finally turn cinema into something more than the stagnant beast it is today. Viva La Revolution.

Home Media Part 2: Collectionism and the Digital Revolution

Given that my last article has received a fair amount of attention, I think i should first clarify my position regarding Blu-Ray. There is no doubt Blu-Ray is the ‘best’ format out there in terms of picture quality, that is obvious. However my point is that picture quality beyond DVD does’t really matter. Yes, we can all see the difference and say ‘’that looks better’’, but the added viewing value of Blu-Ray is small, while the cost is extremely high, at least for the foreseeable future. Why is the Wii outselling the PS3 two to one? Because in the gaming market as with movies, picture quality is way down on the list of priorities.

That’s why digital downloads/streaming are the future. They are cheaper, you don’t have to leave your house to get them, they don’t take up any room (except for a backup drive or two) and they’ll never get scratched. Just like MP3s.

This isn’t going to happen overnight; we’ve been trained to have consumerist, collectionist tendancies which won’t fade away until a whole new generation grows up without knowing DVDs (ask a kid today when was the last time he used a cd). A few people commented under my last piece about how they don’t want to switch away from DVD because they are too attached to their collection. For a long time I felt the same way, my 300 DVDs took pride of place on my shelves. But what use are they, really? The shiny boxes and colourful sleeves give us a sense of pride and contentedness, but they’re just pieces of paper. All we’re really looking at are discs, discs that play movies. All the rest doesn’t make sense, but I agree it’s hard to let go, i’m not immune to these irrational feelings. However I recently handbraked my entire collection and started selling off my dvds. It is so much more convienant, and if you make the files big enough (I go for about 2.5GBs per film) the quality loss is virtually unnoticeable. Suddenly, just like with my old CDs, my DVDs are just sitting on the shelf gathering dust, soon enough I won’t miss them at all.

Clearly DVD ripping isn’t for everyone though, it’s time consuming and complicated. Digital movies will only gather pace when it truly enters the average household. This is what companies should be focusing on if they want to be what iTunes is for music, but ten fold. Don’t bring the computer into the living room as the iTunes store has done, this will only get you so far. The Xbox team understands this, so do the Playstation people. Both are trying to bring movies straight to your TV just as with the Apple TV and Netflix’s Roku. Whoever wins this battle will become the next media heavyweight. At the moment these services are under marketed and too expensive.

The company who is prepared to gamble on the temporary monetary hit caused by heavily subsidizing their player will reap the rewards down the line. Forget download speeds and DRM, the future is a single box under your TV that streams or downloads your content. No more looking around for websites and URLs. The Apple TV does this but it remains a niche product. It's much too expensive and no-one out of the tech world knows what it does. It's seen as a relay from your computer to your TV, not as a standalone machine that lets you download and play content out of the box. Companies need to get behind these products in a big way, and DVD will soon become a thing of the past.

Regarding illegal downloads, forget about them. The cat is out of the bag and unless something changes radically in the way the entire internet is organised, this is not going to change. The people who want to download illegally will and you can't stop them. But most people don't want to use bittorent right now. The music industry didn't react quick enough to a changing market and lost an entire generation of consumers. The film business must embrace companies like Apple and Netflix Streaming, not shy away from them. Unfortunately Hollywood is probably the most conservative market place of them all, and will keep pushing for their out of date business model long into the future, while the rest of the world moves on.

Let's Glory in Depressing Movies

When people talk about Hollywood predictability, its almost always in respect to the inevitable ‘’happy ending’’. The couple always work it out and get married, the attractive young female always survives the shark attack (while the funny black guy dies - sorry that’s just the way it is) and the president always escapes the terrorists.

The idea is that people won’t go to see films with a depressing ending, that we want to be entertained not sadened.

Producers are wrongly correlating emotions that audiences feel within the film with those that they feel for the film itself. These inter-film emotions (‘’Oh no, my favourite character is dead -> sadness, negative feelings) don’t translate to how we then perceive the film when it’s over. People don’t leave the cinema not liking a movie because it made them sad, just as we don’t instantly love every so called ‘’feel-good’’ flick.

No, we feel negatively about a film because it wasn’t good, because it didn’t work as a movie. Often this can be precisely because it didn’t go where it naturally should have, the director artificially created a ‘’happy’’ ending because studios are convinced this is what sells. Frank Darabond was offered twice the money to give his latest film, The Mist a happy ending; in a great show of artistic integrity he turned them down and made the film he wanted to make, delivering what Mark Kermode describes as ‘’the darkest ending in the cinema of the last few years’’

Think of some movies with depressing endings: The Wind That Shakes The Barley, 4 Months 3 Weeks 2 days, Seven, Cloverfield. None of their reputations are tarnished by their sad endings, more often than not they are praised for them.

The enemy of great cinema is predictability, and when the ending of practically every film is so easily foreseeable, anything that dares to throw a curve-ball at the audience certainly earns bonus points, even if it doesn’t pull in big box-office numbers.

TV beats cinema, at least for the moment

It’s a rare and wonderful moment when a new idea simultaneously solves two problems at once. In recent years TV, more specifically TV on DVD, has begun to do just this.

In terms of narrative art, works that tell stories, literature has long since been considered the most dynamic and powerful creative tool. Even if cinephiles are loathe to admit it, the general consensus is that books offer a more complete experience than film, while the theatre - and poetry - have been thoroughly sidelined (in numerical measurements at least). More and more often though a large portion of society, particularly in younger age groups, are rejecting the novel, stating as explanation a general preference for movies coupled with frustrations at the literary form; particularly the length of the time it takes to ‘consume’ a single piece (yes we’re back to the whole impatience problem again).
It is the longer form factor however, that so many people praise and lord over cinema. The additional length means that plots can be more interesting, characters better developped and more engaging, works more diverse and structurally original (films seem restricted to a particularly repetitive set of narrative beats. There needs to be an introduction to both the characters and the plot; then a series of character moments to help the viewer emphasise. Of course we’ll also need a climax and probably a denouement; so really there’s not much space left in between to be ‘different’).

So we have one portion of people saying books are too long, another saying films are too short. That’s where the TV show comes in. With the huge success of TV on DVD, over the last decade creators have gradually started creating shows with just this form factor in mind.

The problem with TV has always been its limitations; stories needed to be even simpler than Movies did, with writor’s working on the basis that the viewer probably hadn’t seen at least most of the preceding episodes, forcing them to make stand alone, monster/villain of the week types of shows. This limitation, added to the fact that shows were intercut with adbreaks every 8minutes, and were probably preceded in the scheduling by a cooking programme and proceded by Big Brother, rightly gave TV the label of ‘’lowest form of art’’ made simply to midly distract and amuse us after a long day at work, as we sit down to eat dinner in front of the Boob-tube. Honestly, when I sit down to watch TV im looking to ‘’switch off’, to watch something distracting and entertaining, certainly not the visual equivalent of Heart of Darkness or Paradise Lost.

This is why the rise of smart, artistic and unique television shows, (The Sopranos, Lost, Alias, Six Feet Under, Prison Break, The West Wing, Rescue Me etc etc) seems to have been more of an accident than a planned strategy. Unlike with movies, where viewers seem happy to have pissy throw away experiences (Kung-Fu Panda has grossed 350M$, and i can tell you from personal experience at least half the audience were not the 0-14 year old crowd) the same cannot be said for TV. If you are going to invest 12 hours into a season (not to mention the high cost of the DVD) people seem to insist on quality, and for once it looks like the shows that are good are the ones not being cancelled (in most cases at least, RIP Firefly, we hardly knew yee).

The popularity of DVD has allowed these shows not to pander to the johnny-come-lately audience, and continually build upon one storyline, making for brilliantly thrilling and engageing ‘’60 hour movies’’. At this point anything goes, the audience truly has no idea what's going to happen, as we can’t see the climax and final resolution approaching in the distance. The only thing that these programs must be is constant high quality, it's word of mouth more than anything that is creating highly engaged, passionate audiences.

In the future we might look at this as the turning point of entertainment, as this becomes the dominant rather than the minority form. With the motion picture industry as stagnant and stuck for ideas as it is, this could well be just what we need because, at the moment at least, ‘’TV’’ (+ TV on DVD) has never been better, while cinema has turned into our parents - they used to be our favourites and we still love them dearly, but there's no doubt they’ve lost their edge.

The market for these shows can surely only get bigger as costs gradually fall and stop pricing so many out off the market. Lets just hope the increased exposure doesn't lead to a decrease in quality as is so strangely often the case. These shows are certainly where it's at for the moment, it's just a shame poor folk like me are forced to resort to illegal methods in order to satisfy our TV addiction.

The Problem With Youtube.

With the advent of Youtube, mass media was finally getting the shock to the system that it has long since deserved. Our content is no longer limited to television companies and movie studios. People are making content for the people, its what web 2.0 is all about.

But what does Youtube, the people's channel, really say about our media and decisions over our free time? It doesn't matter that 90% of it is crap. That’s inevitable, 90% of the world aren’t as creative and intelligent as they think they are, but lets focus on the top percent the videos that make it through and become youtube’s version of ‘’canonical’’.

The most viewed page is full of trashy music videos (don’t people know that music videos are just glorified commercials?), a stupid kid crying, a shameless man dancing; where most of the comments seem to be ''dude, why is this on the front page wtf?'' (lets not talk about the youtube comments system) and admitedly, some pretty awesome guitar skillz [sic].

The point is people see Youtube wrong, especially traditional media companies. Youtube isn’t there to replace content. The quality is rubbish, they're under ten minutes long and production values are well, you get what you deserve.

People won’t come to the site to find their evening's entertainment. You're not going to eat your dinner infront of Tay Zonday or The Numa-Numa Guy. People aren’t going to stop watching tv because they can see two minute clips of The Simpsons on Youtube.

Youtube follows the trend of the internets. It is a place for novelty; constant short sharp hits that make you smile but you won’t remember them tomorrow morning.

This isnt the vehicle through which we'll finally take entertainment back into our own hands. Short film directors aren't plucked from the Youtube sesspool and given real jobs, most people dont even get to the end of an 8 minute video.

So is it worth it? This impatience to have everything now to consume faster faster faster, it’s like a competition. You can’t help checking out how much music you have on your laptop. ‘’What only 15gigs?’’. All music is free and accessible to everyone; so you have 50 gigs of music on your computer. That’s 11770 songs, or a new song every day for the next 32 years. But how many of those do you listen to?

What connection do you have with these 2 minute videos that you see once and never look at again? Continuing the music analogy; it’s the music you hear over and over again that you love; that brings something to you life.

Entertainment is going through the same revolution that the food industry has done. We used to be happy with whatever we could get, now we have to make the choice not to take the junk food everytime, because actually its doing us no good. Sure YTs of fat guys falling over might be funny, but is that how you want to spend your life? Is that all you want from your free time? Mild forgetable amusement?

I think theres a freshhold beyond which unmonetasable content cannot go. Videos will never be super high quality if you're not getting money from them; you're not making a living from them.

All i want, is that we can take a few steps beyond the virals and the pretend porn and my chemical romance. Or maybe we just need a better way of shifting through the mass of junk.

Maybe that is just a catalogue of feelings and emotions, a capture the finer points of the human condition.. [crying, happiness etc) but it certainly isnt this or this.

The Difference Between a Film and a Movie: The Revenge of the Snob

From what i’ve seen of cinematographic discussion lately, a large portion of enthusiasts seems to be attempting with more and more vigeur to differentiate movies from films, defining them as two different cinematic forms. The heart of the perceived difference lies in the definer’s snobbishness and pretention. They tend to define a ‘film’ as something they consider to have a satisfactory artistic and sincere approach, while a movie is blockbuster fodder; franchises made to furfil Hollywood’s monetary fantasies. Their idea is quite simple on the surface. There Will Be Blood is a film, Weekend at Bernie’s is a movie.

However, this classification present two major difficulties, either of would be enough to rubbish the idea on their own. The first is simply that certain groups of ‘’conaisseurs’’ have come across this idea but it has no basis across the wider scope of things. The Wikipedia entry for ‘’Movie’’ redirects to a page on film. Your definition is worthless and unhelpful if only you and a relatively small group of people know about it. It just creates confusing situations:

‘’no! you can’t call that a movie you idiot, that IS a film!’’

‘’eh?’’

What’s more there doesn't seem to be any need or reason to impose such a division, apart from to classify the proponent’s of the idea as "art critics".

The second problem is that such a distinction requires a subjective appraisal of a work; at this point the noun becomes an adjective. These people are trying to take their opinions and make them a universal law by virtue of a definition. How do you decide what is cinematic art and what is cinematic popcorn? I certainly have my opinion, but some people might look at Micheal Bay’s Transformers and the immense amounts of CGI involved and call it a beautiful art work. I would disagree, but who can argue?

Art remains subjective and appreciative. Of course most people would agree that some works are objectively better than others overall; works like The Godfather and Citizen Kane certainly must be given higher praise than Epic Movie, but there are far too many crossover pieces for any kind of permanent definition to enter into the general consciousness. Is Star Wars a film or a movie? What about Dr. Strangelove? Apocalypse Now? The list is endless. Aren’t the best works of art the ones which manage to combine both the elite and populist forms of the particular genre?

In conclusion, there’s no reason to try and distinguish a film from a movie. The only question is whether a particular piece worked for you or not. By all means lets distinguish our taste into ‘’for art’’ and ‘’for entertainment’’ categories, but lets not force these definitions upon anyone but ourselves.

Review: Brick - A modern classic brings Film Noir back to life.

From Humphrey Bogart’s depiction of Sam Spade in The Maltese Falcon to masterpieces such as Double Indemnity, Sunset Boulevard and Touch of Evil, classic film noir continues to garner huge amounts of praise and appreciation from cinema goers and critics alike. However, it is perhaps the genre that has proved most difficult to recapture and maintain in the modern era, due in part to the fact that the particular style and tone synonymous with these great films owed much to the backdrop of the Second World War and The Great Depression under which they were produced. As Martin Scorsese puts it, "we don’t have the advantage of their disadvantage". Relatively few directors have attempted to add to the genre since the end of the classic period, and far fewer have done so successfully. The Coen Brothers’ Blood Simple and Miller’s Crossing act as rare examples of fruitful reincarnations of the original cinema form, while the recently released The Black Dahlia shows how easy it is for modern noir to unintentionally become a pastiche of its more illustrious ancestors.

In 2005 however, first time director Rian Johnson took Hollywood by storm, appearing from oblivion to create a film that perhaps comes closest to the calibre of noir last seen in the 1940/50s. Brick not only manages to capture the essence of the style and tone of noir, it also reinvigorates the genre. Johnson sets his story in an American high-school rather than in the murky back-alleys of the criminal underworld that audiences have become so accustomed to. This brave decision allows him to integrate a fresh set of visual cues into the traditional style and also helps to make the story more relevant to contemporary audiences, effectively placing a modern storyline within the a noir context. The film does however stay true to its routes, the opening piece of dialogue "I gummed it! I did what she said with the brick, I didn’t know it was bad, but The Pin’s on it now for poor Frisco and they’re playing it all on me." could have been taken straight from a Dashiell Hammett novel. This influence of hard boiled detective fiction is noticeable throughout, just as many of the classic noir films were adaptations of just this kind of literature; Double Indemnity for instance was adapted from a piece of pulp fiction written by James M. Cain as well as being heavily influenced by Raymond Chandler. This importance placed on diction is almost reminiscent of Shakespeare, the heightened attention paid to language means that even the simplest of lines are loaded with meaning and double entendres. For instance perhaps one of the greatest pieces of dialogue in film history takes place between Dietrichson and Neff when they first meet in Double Indemnity:

Dietrichson: ''I wonder if I know what you mean"

Neff "I wonder if you wonder"

This richness of language and wordplay is also a key element in Brick and the dialogue, updated to incorporate modern slang, is equally poetic:

Brendan: ''Look, I can't trust you. I didn't shake up the party to get your attention, and I'm not heeling you to hook you. Your connections could help me, but the bad baggage they bring could make it zero sum gain or even hurt me. Better coming at it clean"

The use of such vocabulary, which initially appears so out of place coming from traditionally inarticulate teenagers, could easily have destroyed the film's atmosphere, turning it into a sort of comedic farce. Somehow though it works perfectly, transporting the viewer into the type of environment seen in the best Billy Wilder movies (according to the press notes, Johnson even had the cast watch Wilder's films in order to capture the speech mannerisms). These quick fire lines of dialogue are a source of humour due to their sharp and witty wordplay, but at the same time they also manage to incapuslate the type of universe and values that are at the heart of film noir.

Brick not only deserves the title of modern noir, it is perhaps the film that comes closest to the quality of the classic films of Billy Wilder and John Huston. It succeeds in ticking the relevant boxes in terms of generic and stylistic conventions, but more importantly it also transforms the genre into something relevant to modern audiences, it manages to be an original piece of work while remaining faithful to its predecessors. Brendan is the perfect disenchanted protagonist, and the two females play out their separate roles perfectly, as their characters transform themselves into classic noir personas. The film took five years to make, and this certainly shows in the level of meaning and symbolism that the director has inserted into the script. All this serves to make repeated viewings equally enjoyable, a quality that only the greatest pieces of classic noir possess. Nothing in Brick is incidental, everything has its own purpose, and the story is stylistically brilliant as well as presenting a gripping and compelling plot, the film succeeds on both psychological and artistic levels. To truly deserve the title of a ''modern noir'', the film must adhere to the conventions of the genre but it also needs to bring something different to the format, something original to the 21st century. This is where Brick truly succeeds, it not only plays out its function as a film noir, it adds depth and originality to the genre, matching and perhaps even bettering those that have gone before it, which is high praise indeed.

 
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