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A Journal of Cinematic Hygiene

Citation Du Mois:

"All cinema is art. Only some of it is artistic''

Review: Brick - A modern classic brings Film Noir back to life.

From Humphrey Bogart’s depiction of Sam Spade in The Maltese Falcon to masterpieces such as Double Indemnity, Sunset Boulevard and Touch of Evil, classic film noir continues to garner huge amounts of praise and appreciation from cinema goers and critics alike. However, it is perhaps the genre that has proved most difficult to recapture and maintain in the modern era, due in part to the fact that the particular style and tone synonymous with these great films owed much to the backdrop of the Second World War and The Great Depression under which they were produced. As Martin Scorsese puts it, "we don’t have the advantage of their disadvantage". Relatively few directors have attempted to add to the genre since the end of the classic period, and far fewer have done so successfully. The Coen Brothers’ Blood Simple and Miller’s Crossing act as rare examples of fruitful reincarnations of the original cinema form, while the recently released The Black Dahlia shows how easy it is for modern noir to unintentionally become a pastiche of its more illustrious ancestors.

In 2005 however, first time director Rian Johnson took Hollywood by storm, appearing from oblivion to create a film that perhaps comes closest to the calibre of noir last seen in the 1940/50s. Brick not only manages to capture the essence of the style and tone of noir, it also reinvigorates the genre. Johnson sets his story in an American high-school rather than in the murky back-alleys of the criminal underworld that audiences have become so accustomed to. This brave decision allows him to integrate a fresh set of visual cues into the traditional style and also helps to make the story more relevant to contemporary audiences, effectively placing a modern storyline within the a noir context. The film does however stay true to its routes, the opening piece of dialogue "I gummed it! I did what she said with the brick, I didn’t know it was bad, but The Pin’s on it now for poor Frisco and they’re playing it all on me." could have been taken straight from a Dashiell Hammett novel. This influence of hard boiled detective fiction is noticeable throughout, just as many of the classic noir films were adaptations of just this kind of literature; Double Indemnity for instance was adapted from a piece of pulp fiction written by James M. Cain as well as being heavily influenced by Raymond Chandler. This importance placed on diction is almost reminiscent of Shakespeare, the heightened attention paid to language means that even the simplest of lines are loaded with meaning and double entendres. For instance perhaps one of the greatest pieces of dialogue in film history takes place between Dietrichson and Neff when they first meet in Double Indemnity:

Dietrichson: ''I wonder if I know what you mean"

Neff "I wonder if you wonder"

This richness of language and wordplay is also a key element in Brick and the dialogue, updated to incorporate modern slang, is equally poetic:

Brendan: ''Look, I can't trust you. I didn't shake up the party to get your attention, and I'm not heeling you to hook you. Your connections could help me, but the bad baggage they bring could make it zero sum gain or even hurt me. Better coming at it clean"

The use of such vocabulary, which initially appears so out of place coming from traditionally inarticulate teenagers, could easily have destroyed the film's atmosphere, turning it into a sort of comedic farce. Somehow though it works perfectly, transporting the viewer into the type of environment seen in the best Billy Wilder movies (according to the press notes, Johnson even had the cast watch Wilder's films in order to capture the speech mannerisms). These quick fire lines of dialogue are a source of humour due to their sharp and witty wordplay, but at the same time they also manage to incapuslate the type of universe and values that are at the heart of film noir.

Brick not only deserves the title of modern noir, it is perhaps the film that comes closest to the quality of the classic films of Billy Wilder and John Huston. It succeeds in ticking the relevant boxes in terms of generic and stylistic conventions, but more importantly it also transforms the genre into something relevant to modern audiences, it manages to be an original piece of work while remaining faithful to its predecessors. Brendan is the perfect disenchanted protagonist, and the two females play out their separate roles perfectly, as their characters transform themselves into classic noir personas. The film took five years to make, and this certainly shows in the level of meaning and symbolism that the director has inserted into the script. All this serves to make repeated viewings equally enjoyable, a quality that only the greatest pieces of classic noir possess. Nothing in Brick is incidental, everything has its own purpose, and the story is stylistically brilliant as well as presenting a gripping and compelling plot, the film succeeds on both psychological and artistic levels. To truly deserve the title of a ''modern noir'', the film must adhere to the conventions of the genre but it also needs to bring something different to the format, something original to the 21st century. This is where Brick truly succeeds, it not only plays out its function as a film noir, it adds depth and originality to the genre, matching and perhaps even bettering those that have gone before it, which is high praise indeed.

Style or Gimmicks Part 2 or Why Tim Burton Sucks!

Following through on the premise described in part 1, film geeks have decided that to be an auteur, to rise up to the pantheon of great directors, you must have a recognizable ''style''.

Too often though this notion of 'style' gets confused and mistaken for simple gimmicks which end up becoming much more than they were intended to be, eventually lessening the 'artistic product' (what a beautifully Hollywoodish oxymoron) that they are attached to.

Take the famous 'Spike Lee shot' where the actor is placed on a moving camera dolly and framed in a way as to eliminate their feet, creating a floating effect. This was used extremely effectively in Malcolm X but has since become such a consistent feature of a ''Spike Lee Joint'', such a part of his ''style'' that when one sees it, we don't think ''This character is confused and lost'' but ''oh there's the Spike Lee shot''. Sure, we recognise his trademark and accept this to be Lee's work, but we've been taken out of the action, the story and the experience itself.

The same goes for the famous Hitchock cameos, which even he admits got out of hand. Why do you think he started making his inevitable appearance at the start of his movies? He too understood how dangerous a gimmick can be when it gets out of hand.

Why do we have to do something so noticeably different and unique to be classed as a great story teller? (see the Citizen Kane vs Fight Club article, which seems to be quickly becoming this site's artistic manifesto) The great craftsmen is he who best tells the story given to him, otherwise it's just style-for-style's sake, or even worse, style for name recognition.

Here is my big problem with the kind of definition brought forward by my follow enthusiasts. It gives an unfair 'advantage' and status to people like Tim Burton, people who make the same repetitive drossy gothic cinematic tales (so often saved by Johnny Depp) over and over again but then because they look 'different' people say he's an auteur. If this is the case this label should no longer be synonymous with quality filmmaking. How many people do i know why say 'oh yeah i like Burton movies'. No you don't; you like gothic movies. Burton has simply cornered the market.
Ironically the best Tim Burton movies is of course the Ed Wood, a contemporary masterpiece and one where Burton kept his 'ooo i'm a cooky artist, i'm so dark and contrived'' BS to a minimum.

A cinematic auteur is someone who leads the creative process from beginning to end in the singular pursuit of his vision. Nothing more, nothing less. Whether you can tell who made it just by looking doesn't bloody matter, they put all the names up at the beginning! Now will you people get this into your thick heads and stop giving Tortured Tim such praise; if he stopped making movies maybe Johnny Depp could be in some good movies again because honestly, it's been too long.

Style or Gimmicks part 1: The Problem with Auteur Theory

When discussing the mythical Auteur Theory, an exclusive club to which only the most prestigious directors (and James Cameron) may join, film critics often fix themselves on the criteria that we must ''know it is a Hitchcock/Kubrick/Lynch film'': Burton is an auteur because we recognise the gothic, Hitchcock has his particular style etc.

This to me is absolute rubbish and diminishes the power of a director. An auteur is, like Hitchcock and Kubrick, a director who truly controls the picture, who runs with the production from start to finish, scriptwriting to editing. To force them to be ''recognizable'' in order to join this elite club is to squash creativity and uniqueness. Sure someone like Woody Allen is great, but surely a better director tries many different things, ideas, genres etc, adapting their style to fit the context of the film as someone like Chris Nolan does; you can't really compare Memento with Batman Begins, or Insomnia, apart from in their collective excellence.

This has got to do with the idea of audience comfort. People love familiarity, especially in entertainment. We want to see the same actors in the same genres preferably in the same storylines (sequels, remakes). Why else would the concept of a 'genre' even exist, if it was because people want repetitive experiences ''Hey look a new gangster movie, lets go see it''. As I discussed in Comedy or Tragedy? Studios don't know how to market something new and different and they don't want to, they know it won't sell.

If you want the most out of a movie, don't surround yourself with trailers, marketing spoilers etc. Go in completely cold, and the best kind of auteur will take you on an entirely new experience not just rehash the same tricks and techniques they've used a hundred times before.

Check back for part 2 tomorrow.

Hollywood Speak Translations - What the hotshots really mean

While trailing the general film chitchat and Star Wars related in-jokes that can be found on any Internet Movie forum worth its salt i came across an amusing discussion over the true meaning behind the wealth of PC phrases Hollywoodites are forced to regurgitate on the marketing trail.

This set my mind running and led to the list you see below. These are the rough translations of the most commonly used ''Hollywood jargon''. Hopefully they'll make you think twice next time before readily accepting that Will Smith things everyone from the director to the tea lady of his latest project is ''just amazing, we got off like a house on fire really, they really let me find my zone... a pleasure to work with etc etc etc vomitus etc''
  • ''actor's director'' - They can't shoot action
  • ''actor's actor'' - not a big star
  • ''director's director'' - their movies make no money
  • ''working director'' - they shoot fast and don't care
  • ''we made this one for the fans'' - there's nothing original in it
  • ''he's a perfectionist'' - master craftsman
  • ''she's a perfectionist'' - whiny and annoying
  • ''if you liked *blank* you'll love *blank*'' - but I didn't really like either
  • '' eccentric'' - auteur who takes 5 years to make a 3-hour pseudo-documentary about carrot juice addicts, then tosses off a slapstick romantic comedy in 4 months
  • ''troubled production'' - number of people fired during the shoot exceeds the (fictional) body count of the finished product
  • ''the studio really got behind this one'' - my lawyers told me I should suck up if i want to get my pseudo documentary about carrot juice addicts made
and finally the most common, and perhaps most nauseating:
  • ''He's a good friend of mine'' - I met him at a party once

Holy Smokes! There's Something Going Down on the IMDB Forums!

The Big Boom Mic Debate!

Upon reading this post's title, you might be forgiven for thinking something on the lines of ''yeah so what's new'', due to the fact that basically everyone, apart from it's users, realises the IMDB forums are the cesspool of internet movie discussion. However, this thread did manage to catch my eye, particularly because of the particularly impassioned discussion about something so trivial.

It focuses on an aspect of M. Night Shyamalan's The Happening. The film is awful in so many ways and has been so widely panned across the internets (''A better name for 'The Happening would be The Nonsense'') that it hardly seems worth a mention. The only thing I have to add to the general bashing of the movie is that you shmucks get what you pay for; shame on you for going to see a movie starring MarkyMark Walherg! Especially one with a tagline like ''We've sensed it, we've seen the signs. Now... it's happening''.

Anyway the big argument is over the apparent appearance of a boom mic at the top of the frame on several occasions (the number varies between 2 and 15 apparently). My reaction to this was simply that it's regrettable but not really a big deal; little mistakes like this happen all the time and it doesn't really make the film anymore rubbish. However reactions like the one below make it an issue to deal with:

''QUIT TRYING TO SAVE YOUR ASSES YOU F'D UP AS WELL AS THE EDITORS AND NIGHT THE DIRECTOR. AGAIN SHAME ON M.NIGHT PUTTING THIS OUT KNOWING THIS FLAW. IT HAD LIKE 10 PRODUCERS... GET ONE OF THEM TO SHELL SOME MONEY IN TO HELP IT OR M.NIGHT''

The first point about the post above is that this man (beecee101) is clearly an idiot (note the caps), but he has brought up an interesting technical question.

In Laymans terms, most projectionists simply have to adjust the aspect ratio of the film print to fit the screen in question. However some formats of film shown on certain projectors require the projectionist to ''crop''. To save money and time, some director's use a wider lens (giving a bigger picture) and then tell the projectionists to cut this out of the picture. What the audience sees is called the 'working frame' and out of sight is the ''marginal frame''.
The question then is whether the mics were in the working frame (director's fault) or in the marginal frame (projectionist's fault). The truth is we can't know this for sure until the film is independently distributed on DVD/TV.

Whichever turns out to be true, this is a very lazy technique and one which should have been avoided, something which seems to be the tone of the film's production in general. A good director would not leave something so critical as the appearance of 15 boom-mics on screen up to the teenage projectionist working on minimum wage. Even more interestingly, this isn't even the first time Shyamalan has had this problem; this article talks about exactly the same thing happening (yuck) in The Village

After Lady In The Water, The Village and now The Happening, along with a catalogue of mistakes like this I'm left wondering how many more films M.Night has left in him until the goodwill generated off the back of The Sixth Sense and Signs finally comes to an end. Hopefully not many more.

M. Night Shyamalan on Amazon.com The Sixth Sense Signs The Village Lady in the Water
M. Night Shyamalan on Amazon.co.uk The Sixth Sense Signs The Village Lady In The Water

Review - Futurama: the Beast with a Billion Backs

Much was made of the scheduling of four straight to DVD Futurama movies in 2006, especially after the show's cancelation by Comedy Central had so disapointed its cult following. However, the first of the quadriology (what a stupid word), Bender's Big Score, proved disapointing. The producers broke their golden role of no time travel and showed just why it mustn't be broken again. Although some of the jokes played (Al Gore: Finally, I get to save the Earth with deadly laser blasts instead of deadly slide shows!), similarly to The Simpsons Movie it felt stilted in the longer format

So The Beast with a Billion Backs, although in my experience the core Futurama fans are so fanatical as to ensure any future content will be relatively successful (which is what Groening and Co. must be going for by putting them out straight to dvd). As typical of the show's style, the plot is complex and convoluted, more of an amusing vehicle than a centre piece. The crew fight a planet-sized, octopus like, alien who brainwashes Fry into leading a religion which convinces the human population to abandon earth, leaving robots to inherit the planet; all pretty standard stuff for the series.

Straight off the bat the humour seems more forced, fans will laugh but only on first viewing. Their seems to be far fewer subtle jokes than in the tv show which unfortunately follows a similar trend to the later Simpsons episodes, which continue to bludgeon its remaining viewers with the obvious slapstick humour one would expect of a cheesy 80s sitcom.

As quickly as the major (alien) plot device is introduced, it is forgotten, and soon we find ourselves following two sub plots involving Fry's battle with the concept of polygamy and Bender's childhood fantasy of an underground cult of Robots. As the narrative moves forward you begin to wonder just where its all heading, and without giving too much away the ending is the most ambiguous i've ever witnessed in the series.

Their is a general message concerning the concept of love but this seems tagged on and has been covered much more effectively in the series. The plot seems to lack a distinctive sense of purpose that could have been used to keep the more wacky sci-fi elements on track and at least mimic the tradition movie format.

On the plus side, The Beast with a Billion Backs is certainly better than Bender's Big Score. You get reacquainted with a lot of familiar characters conspicuous by their absence in the first film, and the comedy is far more consistent and free flowing than in the first effort. The first film was aptly described as ''Futurama gone drama'' at times, and this one is much funnier, especially if you can catch the references to the series.

Above all the these features were made for the die hard fans, but this latest effort while better than the first, still feels a bit like meeting you're ex-girlfriend. It's biggest enemy certainly remains its former self.

On Amazon.com: Futurama: The Beast with a Billion Backs

On Amazon.co.uk Futurama: The Beast with a Billion Backs

The Curious Case of Benjamin Button Trailer Arrives!

There aren't enough adjectives in the dictionary to describe David Fincher. Some people call him the new Kubrick because of his exasperatingly long shoots and firm attention to detail, others say he's more like Hitchcock because of his innovations in style; the people who know him just call him David, the living genius.

I don't believe it's too much to say he is the greatest director working today, and would contend that Zodiac demonstrates this beyond any doubt; it's failure to be recognized by The Oscars shows what a shame organisation it is, only judging films that have been released within a three/four month window before the ceremony.

Fincher is also very much part of our generation. He learnt his trade with music videos, and continually pushes the boundries of technology and technique to deliver astounding visual art the like of which has never been seen (see my article comparing Fight Club to Citizen Kane). He is one of the few that can both use the new technology and understand its wider place within film, his stories are as narratively complex as his style and in my eyes his directing record so far reads: 5 films, 5 masterpieces (ok so maybe The Game isn't a masterpiece but it's pretty damn good)

All of this combined is why the hardcore film community, the people who know Fincher beyond ''the Fight Club dude'' are in a state of deep and intense anticipation for his next work, The Curious Case of Benjamin Button, scheduled to come out 19 December 2008 (my early prediction is for an Oscar sweep in 09). Not only is Fincher at the helm, but he has employed two of the most talented leading male and female working today in Brad Pitt and Cate Blanchett. The film's trailer, shown below shows perfectly why we need to be excited about this, and is one of the best teaser's we've seen in a long time.



Zodiac was his first masterpiece, it seems all the pieces are in place for him to reveal his second.

Names that could only be in movies.

There's a certain magic to the movies. Some people call it glitz, some glamour, others classify it as a willingness to ''suspend our disbelief'', but people get away with doing some absolutely ridiculous and unlikely things on screen; things you certainly wouldn't believe if you encountered them anywhere else.

Character's names are a fine example. Most are forgettable, some are timeless, but ever so often for unfathomable reasons the powers that be decide to give their Hiro Protagonists [sic] strange and rediculous titles which, as they are shouted across the fictional backgrounds of the Studio lot, serve either to completely destroy the mood of the piece or to deliver a subtle enditement of the Hollywood pretense. Here are some of the most notably outrageous fictional designations:

Dirk Diggler played by Marky Mark Wahlberg plays a ''handsome'' (whatever floats your boat?) but dimwitted high school dropout ''with a 13-inch penis'' who is recruited into the porn industry in Paul Thomas Anderson's Boogie Nights. I like the Double Dee thing in the name, and this would prove to be just the first in a long line of irritable personas to be played by Wahlberg, including the arduous task of just being Mark Wahlberg.


Jack D. Ripper is one of the many caricatured and amusingly named characters in Kubrick's legendary Dr. Strangelove. He plays a paranoid and ultrapatriotic american officer, often likened to still president Bush. Interestingly, the film's thematic undertones suggest his sexual frustration are at the root of the eventual apocalpyse, it's his idea that the society of the future will have a ratio of ''ten females to each male'' Runners up in the name awards from this film include ''GeneralBuch Turgidson'' ''Major T.J 'king' Kong'' and ''Lieutenant Lothar Zogg''.


Napolean Dynamite has somehow established himself as a cult hero. This oddly named freak is the symbolic hero of the insecure meterosexual generation; he drinks milk, eats Tater Tots and plays tetherball while dreaming of being a successful hip-hop dancer. His crazy name matches his crazy ways in this surreal comedy, and implictly denoutes the delusions of grandeur synonymous with someone who claims to ''know all the illegal ninja moves from the government'' and to have spent his summer vacation with his ''unclce in Alaska hunting wolverines with a 12-gague shotgun'' He may be a loser but you just gotta respect that perm; nicely done kid, nicely done


Octopussy comes from the time when James Bond movies were still allowed to be edgy and awesome, if a little ridiculous (It was a Roger Moore Bond after all). Her unique name, which would lend itself to the movie's title (x2 awesome points) comes from the fact that her father studied octopi, which is as good a reason as any i suppose. She owns her own circus and floating palace in which she lives, so she's as strange on the outside as the inside. Her eyes could light fires
though, oh yes.


Clubber Lang is perhaps my favourite movie name and is definitely one of my favourite movie characters. Mr.T's character in Rocky III is so over the top and theatrical that he actually works quite well as a boxer, helping to make it one of the best of the Rocky franchise. He earns bonus cool points thanks to his crazy mohican + sideburns look and because of his funky dialogue my favourite of which is:
<<
Clubber Lang: No, I don't hate Balboa. I pity the fool and I will destroy any man who tries to take what I got. So my prediction for the fight? [looks into the camera] Pain!'' >>

The list of stupid names in Hollywood is, inevitably, endless but special mention should also go to Caraticus Potts from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, Gibson Rickenbacker from Cyborg, Ace Ventura from Ace Ventura and of course Castor Troy from Face/Off.

The Wire: how tv can trump film

I've been watching The Wire recently, and am now fully convinced that at the moment TV is where the real innovation and quality is coming from, rather than from its more illustrious big brother.

The problem with film at the moment is that creators have forgotten the purpose of the medium. Film is like literature, theatre, poetry and anything else you can think of, just another way to tell stories. Because of its advantages, it's incredible visual qualities, giant screen and immense sound, at its best i think it can be the most effective of these art forms at fulfilling such a purpose; nothing truly grabs your full undivided attention like a cinema screen circling around you.

It's the stories though that are truly engrossing, as they have been since the dawn of time. People are interested in narrative; we've been telling each stories for as long as we've been human. It's what engages us in these works and to forget that is to lose sight of what's important in what you're doing.

CGI, computer generated ships and swords fights or what have you are all fine, but who really cares? Most people aren't going to art galleries any more so why would they go to a cinema just because ''the effects looked good''. People didn't love POTC because of the pretend boat! We love it because Captain Jack Sparrow is a great character going on a captivating mission; so don't make a sequel where you triple the amount of fake sea, exaggerate the character and forget the plot, because if you do you invariably get what you're making.

That's the great thing about television, for the moment at least. They don't have the money to carry out these kinds of effects and so they focus, as they must over the course of a thirteen hour long season, on what really matters: character and story.

The extended running time serves as an advantage too. I can't watch shows on TV, I don't time shift and i hate ads, so watching one episode of Friends is about my limit. However it seems studios have realised a far more effective way to keep audiences hooked and coming back is not to tag on a big question mark at the end of each episode neighbours-stylie but to get us really interested, to make us care about what's happening on more than just a superficial curiosity level. This leads to both better ratings and better content, a wonderful positively reenforcing circle.

This is exactly what great TV shows (and there are loads of them going round at the moment) like The Wire, Prison Break, The Sopranos, The Shield, Lost etc etc etc are doing. When i watch The Wire season one i find myself caring just as much about side characters, such as the junkie snitch Bubbles or the naive drug runner Wallace, as i do about the main characters.The episodes are intensely engrossing because the viewer is interested in every character's story arch, and each one is given time to develop.

This means that each episode edges the story forward; when i finish one i often end up asking what actually changed in that episode, why i found it so enjoyable... then i stop asking and press play on the next one. This pattern inevitably continues into 5 am; the hallmark of any great show in my book.

Amazon.com: The Wire - The Complete First Season

Amazon.co.uk: The Wire : The Complete First Season

Comedy or Tragedy?

I was recently struck by the similarities between The Savages and The Death of Mr. Lazarescu, films that couldn't be more far apart in origins and more similar in subject matter. The Savages, directed by Tamara Jenkins was a Paramount mantlepiece project, given a hefty and ultimately unsuccessful Oscar push in 2008. Moartea domnului Lazarescu on the other hand is a small Romanian project, shot and edited over 90 days, which gained considerable acclaim and notoriety on the festival circuit winning the Cannes Un Certain Regard award.

What interests me is how both projects deal so brutally and naturalistically with the tragedies that so often accompany old age. ''Lazarescu'' follows 80 year old Domnul as he's carted round hospitals in Budapest after experiencing stomach pains; it delivers a damning commentary on the Romanian sanitary system as well as portraying the tragedy of this old and grumpy man, clearing feeling frightened and alone. The Savages meanwhile shows how Laura Linney and Philip Seymour Hoffman try and care for their farmer after he's diagonised with Parkinson's disease and slowly loses his mind and life. Both films notably end with the death of the central character.

The thing is though, both works are clearly advertised on their so called comic attributes. The Savages is a ''Black Comedy about life and death'' and 'Lazarescu is ''the most acclaimed comedy of the year''. I'm not sure whether to put this down to missmarketing (as was definitely the case with the horror oriented advertising for The Village), or just to me not understand this kind of comedy. The films shows the gradual disintegration of the protagonists' lives as for instance Lenny Savage writes his name on the wall using his feces, or Domnul desperately tries to regain his daughter's attention over the phone. To me these moments are sad, even tragic and can't be classed even as black comedy.

In my opinion these are just two more cases where the distributers can't figure out how to push a film that doesn't fall neatly into a familiar genre. These aren't comedies by any will in the world. Certainly they have moments of comic relief, but they end on distinctly sad notes (of course the Hollywood movie has a slightly happier ending) and their overall tone certainly don't correspond to the upbeat feeling of the trailers (found Here and Here). Don't get me wrong these are two very good four-star films, but by essentially tricking the audience into the cinema distributers are at once admitting that their 'product' isn't mass market fair, and leaving at least a section of the audience bemused, as they are not getting what they paid for (although i would say what they're getting is better; at least than the average 'comedies' out there today).

These kinds of works resist marketing and labeling because they're far more interesting and complex than that. If something is new and different by definition it won't fit in the boxes the studios have layed out for us. In my opinion anything that doesn't fit into these boxes is worth seeing, even if we have to be tricked into ordering the ticket.

Find on Amazon.com: The Savages The Death of Mr. Lazarescu

Find on Amazon.co.uk: The Savages The Death Of Mr Lazarescu

iPhone Movies

In the build up to the long awaited Iphone 2 coming out at WWDC on tuesday, i thought i'd bring out one of my old favorites, which shows for me the problem of our continued strive for portable media.



The problem is that we're striving to consume more and more media, to have this constant flow of information. Cinema at least, is more than that, and as such i believe proper movies (go ahead and watch Epic Movie whereever you like, and while you're at it get the hell off my site) becomes a sort of high class art.

It's not about you getting through something to have then seen it, this is at the heart of the ''art as competition'' problem i think we're falling into. These things are meant to be experienced, you won't feel any of the power of something like The Godfather while waiting for a bus, beyond the superficial plot points which if you have any understanding of art, are simply there to guide you to what's really being said.

Luckily though, the Itunes store mainly only sells crap, so you're getting what you pay for.

Why Kevin Smith is Awesome: Zach and Miri Make a Porno

Kevin Smith brings hope to us all. He has proved you can ''make it'' in Hollywood by quite simply, being awesome. His films are good, i would claim not great (with the exception of Chasing Amy) but capture an originality and uniqueness that has garnered him a cult following.

However the real reason we're fans is because the guy is way cool. He has an awesome website where he chats to his fans all day in the forum and his own podcast of inane ramblings and dick jokes.
I love how he's clearly out to have fun and doesn't care what ''the system'' thinks, which actually has helped him in the long run.
Just look how he jokingly joined the line of uninformed protesters for his own movie, Dogma:

His highly anticipated latest work Zach and Miri Make a Porno, released 31 October, appears no less controversial, and Smith is having more fun at the conservative press's extent in the build up to release. This is a page of the script he sent to entertainment weekly, he added the edits himself:
The movies' original trailer was considered too graphic and was taken down by the MPAA (Making People Angry Again), a tamer if no less amusing version can be found here

Anyway bring on 31/10/08, and here's hoping the big man keeps pushing boundries of what's socially acceptable in more and more amusing ways

Citizen Kane: Rosebud - All downhill from here?

How can we define cinematic achievement?

Cinema, perhaps because of its relative infancy, seems more obsessed with distinguishing and categorising its greatest works than any other artistic medium. This desire to rank films against each other forces the critic to ask difficult questions about the nature of cinematic appreciation: how do we give something so dependant on the viewer's personal impressions a universal rating? If we are to do so, upon what criteria should this score be based? It also forces us to question what cinema is for, a debate which invariably results in a discussion over the merits of art vs. entertainment.

Given these problems of calculation, it's interesting that Citizen Kane is by far the most critically acclaimed film of all time.

This poses the question of whether ''greatness'' should be judged on a film's historical importance or on its value today. The problem with Welles' film is that few modern viewers find it particularly startling. It certainly has artistic value (excellent compositions, deep focus etc.) but its narrative isn't particularly interesting and often fails to engage the viewer.

Citizen Kane marked the first time techniques such as sound bridges, flashbacks and low/high angles were combined in one project but this has now become commonplace. Welles' techniques revolutionised filmmaking, but subsequent technology and experimentation have allowed for even more complex narrative (see Memento's backwards chronology) and stylistic ( CGI, aerial shots) expression.

The film is important because it innovated, pushing cinema's limitations. Modern masterpieces such as Fight Club and Pulp Fiction do the same, building on the innovations of the past and adding advances of their own. Their directors used the work of Welles as a basis upon which to form even more entertaining and artistically proficient films. As such their creations are more accomplished, if less significant, than the classics of the past.
 
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